The graveyard of personal literary ambition.
There is only one of me, but I am Legion.
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Contrary to what you may have heard in judgey comment sections and in the wider culture, it is entirely possible to be just as happily self-absorbed after having a baby, if you are really really committed to it! You don’t have to magically transform into a better person after all. Promise.
Which is why I’m leaving her with her dad for an evening next week so I can go see Breaking Fucking Dawn with friends like a BOSS.