Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews

…on my piece about the evil and capricious nature of any true interventionist deity, one of my Facebook friends posted a story about a corgi surviving the avalanche killing his owner with the comment: “it’s a miracle!”

if you’re keeping score…

God loves: corgis, the Denver Broncos, pieces of toast with Jesus on them, me! (healthy, rich, fertile, living in the United States, only sporadically ethical)

God hates: poor people, the Jews, victims of child rape, those born with Tay-Sachs (oh, the unfortunate Jews again, it would seem), people born in tsunami zones, children harvesting your cocoa beans on the Ivory Coast, and pretty much 99% of everyone who has ever lived on this planet in disease and crushing poverty and ritual superstition.

Update: As Queenie pointed out, God also hates people who own corgis. “YEA, FOR THOU SHALT NOT OWN ANIMALS WITH BULGY EYES AND DISPROPORTIONATE LEGS.”