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The World’s Most Confusing Conversation

…is what occurs when it gradually becomes clear, over the course of a Dadaist five minutes, that your husband has Kate Upton and Kate Middleton mixed up.

For future reference: Kate Middleton is certainly not dating Mark Sanchez. No one from Victoria’s Secret has been talking trash about her. Kate Upton does not have a balding husband. No one has airbrushed the top of Kate Middleton’s vulva.

Okay?

  1. yfiles reblogged this from lazybookreviews
  2. atlienne said: only one of them is dating a probable rapist
  3. alkali19 said: No one THAT YOU KNOW OF
  4. thehairpin reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    Kate Upton got Prince William black cotton boxers for Valentine’s Day, have you heard?
  5. anthropomorphizedprophylactics said: you’re ASSUMING that nobody has airbrushed the top of her vulva.
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