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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
…is what occurs when it gradually becomes clear, over the course of a Dadaist five minutes, that your husband has Kate Upton and Kate Middleton mixed up.
For future reference: Kate Middleton is certainly not dating Mark Sanchez. No one from Victoria’s Secret has been talking trash about her. Kate Upton does not have a balding husband. No one has airbrushed the top of Kate Middleton’s vulva.
Okay?
Kate Upton got Prince William black cotton boxers for Valentine’s Day, have you heard?