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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

WAIT, THAT’S VERY CLEVER.

Until five minutes ago, I had not realized that the chain store “Staples” is a double reference: both to the small metal attaching devices AND to the concept of items one must have.

I want my money back for that degree in close reading.

PSYCH, the financial aid people should get their money back. I was a parasite, eating flakes of dead skin from the ninth generation monied WASPs and the children of Russian oligarchs who paid full freight to attend.

  1. yfiles said: I never “get” anything…thanks for cluing me in.
  2. yfiles reblogged this from lazybookreviews
  3. myheartandmyskull said: Thanks for the education, Lazy. Not the first thing you’ve taught me that Stanford didn’t… (p.s. I was a freeloader, too)
  4. ashleysrambling said: I too am going to college for near free because I am poor :D hahah suck on that rich people :D
  5. iwasyoungineededthemoney said: I was recently told that Home Depot and Office Depot are owned by the same people. I hope it’s not true because then I’m super dumb for not realizing this ever in my life.
  6. combustamove reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    “STAPLES”.
  7. elizmayerle said: I also just realized that Mad Libs are a play on ad libs… puns don’t always work on children.