The graveyard of personal literary ambition.
There is only one of me, but I am Legion.
(lazy dot reviewer at gmail)
Lazy - I have found us a babysitter for during your recovery.
Industrious - Oh, which one? There were like twenty applicants.
Lazy (looks awkward)
Industrious - ?
Lazy - I was really angry about the John Derbyshire thing, and this is Utah, so there was only one person of color who applied. I am hiring her.
Industrious - Surely, such a significant statement about fighting racism can only result in National Review firing John Derbyshire.
Lazy - …shove it.
Industrious - So, does Tina Fey give you any kind of production credit for inspiring her to create Liz Lemon?
Lazy - Blergh.