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Some Advice You Don’t Need
You know those big saucery baby seats that you really shouldn’t put up on your kitchen island, even a foot away from the edge, even if you’re standing right there and the baby is watching you cook dinner?
DO NOT PUT THOSE BIG SAUCERY BABY SEATS ON YOUR KITCHEN ISLAND, EVEN A FOOT AWAY FROM THE EDGE, EVEN IF YOU’RE STANDING RIGHT THERE AND THE BABY IS WATCHING YOU COOK DINNER.
She is fine. I am not. Let us never speak of it again.
In related news, if one suspects that one has given birth to a Flying Wallenda, can this be monetized?
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pamelab said:
Think of it this way…falling for babies is like creating antibodies for the future falling there will be when she learns to walk.
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mar-see-ah said:
Oh my god A must look so cute sitting up in one of those big saucery baby seats. Which should never be put on a kitchen island, even 1 foot away from the edge.
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