Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews

First of all, you may not think that reeking of Sweaty Appendix Quarter Mare is an aphrodisiac, but teen boys are basically Paul Rudd in ‘Anchorman.’ It doesn’t matter what you look like or if you have gravel embedded in your face.

Punk kid - What are those?
Lazy (glances down) - They’re called half-chaps. You wear them over low boots and they zip up your calves.
Punk kid - Heh. Chaps, huh?
Lazy - YOU DO REALIZE that porno got the whole chaps concept from somewhere, right? From people who ride horses! Educate yourself! Don’t stare! Get off my lawn!

(I said none of those things.)