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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

On The Check Splitting Issue

I have a firm policy of only saying nice things about ex-boyfriends on Tumblr, but I will make ONE BRIEF EXCEPTION for someone I dated for about ten minutes about seven years ago, who had The Most Annoying Habit of All Time:

1.  Check comes.

2.  Grabs it, puts down AmEx for social approval and Rewards points.

3.  Waves away attempts to split on two cards.

4.  Frog-marches girlfriend (or girlfriend plus her friend, etc.) to ATM for her 50% in cash.

Every. Time.

  1. wanderingandwriting reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    things that business boys do
  2. thisismymonkey said: How could he ever think that is even remotely acceptable? So wrong.
  3. unusualdemoness said: D:
  4. crabby-cakess said: That is AWFUL.
  5. kratlee said: whut.
  6. crimeswithemma said: 10 minutes was too long.
  7. placesweusedtogo reblogged this from doree and added:
    This would result in me literally running away from this person, on the street, without giving him money. What the shit?
  8. singularcharm reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    WHAT IS THIS?!
  9. jessicachu reblogged this from doree and added:
    HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME
  10. zitsandwrinkles reblogged this from doree and added:
    I cannot even begin.
  11. doesntlivehereanymore said: o_O what a shitbag!
  12. doree reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    This is like the poorest form imaginable.
  13. aka14kgold said: EWWWWWWW.
  14. minusmanhattan said: That is some bullshit right there.
  15. unlimit-edjuice said: Ew that is gross. I hope you dropped guy that like 3rd period French.
  16. rossruns said: Wow, what a douche.