The graveyard of personal literary ambition.
There is only one of me, but I am Legion.
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I have a firm policy of only saying nice things about ex-boyfriends on Tumblr, but I will make ONE BRIEF EXCEPTION for someone I dated for about ten minutes about seven years ago, who had The Most Annoying Habit of All Time:
1. Check comes.
2. Grabs it, puts down AmEx for social approval and Rewards points.
3. Waves away attempts to split on two cards.
4. Frog-marches girlfriend (or girlfriend plus her friend, etc.) to ATM for her 50% in cash.