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My Depressing Thought Process Around Recent Political Sex Scandals

Sigh. Okay, here it is:

Going forward, I am never again going to mock or discourage men who date and marry dippy chicks. Because when men who secretly WANT to be with dippy chicks instead date and marry their professional and intellectual equals, it seems to be a ticking fucking time bomb which will only be resolved by having some sweet thing in awe of you for having been invited to the White House. Eventually leaving your awesome, accomplished partner humiliated and self-doubting and hollow-eyed.

You heard it here first. Insecure men of America? You have my formal blessing to dump Doctor Faye. Go find a Megan. I will dance at your wedding.

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    feel like I don’t know enough
  3. yellowbricks reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    The last paragraph was a total aha moment for me. In that case, fine, have Megan....the...
  4. riverwaltz reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    this was BUT HE ALREADY MARRIED A MEGAN HER NAME WAS BETTY HE ONLY REALLY RESPECTS THE FAYE TYPES REMEMBER RACHEL AND...
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    won’t even ask her what she thinks about complicated subjects.
  8. myheartandmyskull said: Except then they’ll probably cheat on Megan with Doctor Faye… problem with these guys is they wanna have it all, no?